Tag things that make me drink

And You Thought You Sounded Funny…

And You Thought You Sounded Funny…

No, these two are neither drunk nor high. This is “Tuvan throat singing” a legitimate form of singing that stems from the vast planes of South-West Mongolia.

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F*ck Me Blue: Avatar Porn is on the Way

F*ck Me Blue: Avatar Porn is on the Way

A few months ago rumors first hit the web that Hustler had an Avatar-themed “parody” XXX film in the works. A few days ago the first promotional images came out.

I would love to be able to write about how shocked and appalled I am that there is, presumably, a market out there for movies featuring 8 foot tall blue cat-orc-fox-human… THINGS bumping uglies, and that there are enough people prepared to pay actual money to skin their salami to such things.

But you know what? I can’t. In the years on the internet, things have been seen that can’t be unseen. Rule 34 of the Internet says (among other things) that which ever cartoon, kids show or toy you pick out, regardless of how gentle and innocent – there is a pornographic version of it out there. Go ahead, try it if you dare. Care Bears? Check. Transformers? Check. The Simpsons? Check. Harry Potter, Spunge Bob, Pokemon, Star Wars, Thundercats, ET? Check, check, check, check, check and CHECK. I really don’t want to go searching, but smart money says there’s probably Neverending Story porn available out there as well.

So considering all that, I’m sad to say that when I read the news of the upcoming Avatar sausage-fest, the most surprising thing was… that they’re doing it in 3d.

Doing it. Har. Har. In 3d.

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Uwe Boll Will Simply Not Go Away, No Matter How Hard We Try

Uwe Boll Will Simply Not Go Away, No Matter How Hard We Try

I consider movies to be food for the soul.

From the big budget fine cuisine where every detail is carefully measured and presented to the soothing plate of indie comfort food that keeps you full for days.

Then there are bad movies. Some of them are like a greasy burger you know is terrible, yet you can’t help but enjoy every single bit of it (Showgirls anyone?).  Others really have nothing tasty to offer and remind you of the first time your kid sister decided to make dinner for the family. A clumsily put together bowl of slop that gives you indigestion.

And then, there are the bad movies that make you feel like you’ve just guzzled down a bucket of salmonella.

Uwe Boll movies are a lot like that.

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No, no, no…just NO!

No, no, no…just NO!

This is so many different levels of wrong I can’t even start to describe it.

For those of you who refuse to figure this out on their own it’s a “ Ronald McDonald Punkys Pads Cloth Menstrual Pad”

And you know the worst part? IT’S SOLD OUT!

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For the Active Boozer – Box O’ Wine on the Go

For the Active Boozer – Box O’ Wine on the Go

For all of you who like to drink and lead an active life at the same time comes the perfectly practical and awesomely delectable solution:

“Baggy Winecoat gives the popular Bag in Box wines a casual but stylish look! Simply take the wine bag out of the box, place it in the Baggy Wine Coat and close the flexible top.
A rubber bottom makes sure the Baggy Winecoat do not tip over; neither on the dinner table, nor on the picnic.
If you want to carry your wine with you, just grab the handle and go!”

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18 Completely WTF Presents You Can Give to People Without Getting Maced (probably)

18 Completely WTF Presents You Can Give to People Without Getting Maced (probably)

We’ve all been there. What do you get for that special someone who has everything, or is simply hard to impress. Sure you can get them a tie or perfume, but it’ll just get thrown onto the “meh” pile. To give you a hand, The Daily Sloth has picked out 18 presents that are sure to leave a lasting impression.

Be advised that this post contains some images that may be considered Not Safe For Work. No nudity per se, but stuff you really don’t want to try to explain to your boss or your mom.

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Video of the Day- Scary Horsey Man

Video of the Day- Scary Horsey Man

And you thought all the weird stuff only comes from Japan.

On Pilipinas Got Talent a contestant named BM (short for big mouth) gave a performance that I can’t really put into words, as you have to experience this for yourself. Wait until 1:40 to see all of the scary goodness.

Things That Make Me Drink – Telenoid R1

Things That Make Me Drink – Telenoid R1

We all love robots, don’t we? Decades of science fiction books and movies have led  us to believe that robots are the greatest things ever invented (or to be invented) . Sadly, reality hasn’t managed to keep up with our vivid and romantic visions because real world  robots are nothing more then creepy little dolls  that look like they’ve hopped out of a bad horror novel with the sole purpose of eating your soul.

This robot is no exception.

Meet Telenoid R1, a big white, limbless blob of a machine, created by Hiroshi Ishiguro.

The main function of this robot, besides scaring little children for life, and making me believe there is no God, is to act as a interactive telephone of sorts, where two people in different locations can talk to each other through two Telenoids, with each Telenoid theoretically mimicking the tone and face of the other speaker.

Well, that should put a stop to all unnecessary communication as the very thought of looking at this thing moving it’s creepy ”Steven King’s wet dream” face makes me want to curl up in the corner of the room and softly cry myself to sleep.

“I need brain bleach” bonus thought: How long before someone adjusts this for phone sex?

Ugh, I’m going to get myself plastered now and hope the images fade away…

Enjoy the video…

Source: Daily Mail

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