Ah, Japan, is there any vagina-related horror you will not unleash upon us?

(video is rather WTF but SFW, don’t worry)

We all love robots, don’t we? Decades of science fiction books and movies have led  us to believe that robots are the greatest things ever invented (or to be invented) . Sadly, reality hasn’t managed to keep up with our vivid and romantic visions because real world  robots are nothing more then creepy little dolls  that look like they’ve hopped out of a bad horror novel with the sole purpose of eating your soul.

This robot is no exception.

Meet Telenoid R1, a big white, limbless blob of a machine, created by Hiroshi Ishiguro.

The main function of this robot, besides scaring little children for life, and making me believe there is no God, is to act as a interactive telephone of sorts, where two people in different locations can talk to each other through two Telenoids, with each Telenoid theoretically mimicking the tone and face of the other speaker.

Well, that should put a stop to all unnecessary communication as the very thought of looking at this thing moving it’s creepy ”Steven King’s wet dream” face makes me want to curl up in the corner of the room and softly cry myself to sleep.

“I need brain bleach” bonus thought: How long before someone adjusts this for phone sex?

Ugh, I’m going to get myself plastered now and hope the images fade away…

Enjoy the video…

Source: Daily Mail

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