The Boob Jiggler
So here is a Chinese infomercial which, it seems, is trying to convince us that jiggling womens breasts will somehow get them to grow β by a process which apparently stops boobs from seeping into the stomach and instead makes the brains flow down to fill up the cleavage. No doubt fun to watch, but certainly complete hogwash as far as science goes.
Still, I firmly believe that even while this invention may do nothing to increase breast size, if it catches on it may bring about world peace.





