You’re Reading What?! – Weird Books of the World

The world is graced with many examples of fine and interesting literature. The heavyweight classical novels you suffered trough in college, the trivial, fast-food books that help you kill time on a long flight, and then there are the books that make you feel more bewildered and dumbstruck then Paris Hilton at the Nobel Prize Award Ceremony.

The books you are about to see fit that description.

Take a peek at this small collection of strange and unusual books that will make you question the author’s sanity, as well as your own.

CASTRATION: The Advantages and the Disadvantages

(A sensible approach)

The Bible Cure for Irritable Bowel Syndrome

(When you’re so full of crap only god can help)

History of Shit

(In case The Bible Cure didn’t work)

Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition: English Sea Rovers in the Seventeenth-Century Caribbean

(I’d actually read this)

The Pop-Up Book of Phobias

(Now there’s a great present for easily scared people)

A History Of Orgies

(Ordered this already)

Gangsta Rap Coloring Book

(You gotta keep those colors in line)

Anybody Can Be Cool– But Awesome Takes Practice

(So true, I just wish that sweater didn’t exist)

Tattooed Mountain Women and Spoon Boxes of Daghestan

(Well thank god someone tackled this subject!)

Natural Bust Enlargement With Total Mind Power

(Tried it, doesn’t work)

50 Ways to Use Feminine Hygiene Products in a Manly Manner

(I’m not even going to ask)

Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School

(This would have made history classes so much more interesting)

Flow: The Cultural Story of Menstruation

(Probably not the best Valentine’s gift)

Is Your Dog Gay?

(No, he’s just confused, leave him alone!)

Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them

(As long as it’s consensual)

The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories

(Something everyone can enjoy)

The Haunted Vagina

( When you’re done with lesbian horse stories)

Love + Sex With Robots: The Evolution of Human-Robot Relationships

(Cause humans are too icky)

How to Teach Physics to Your Dog

(I can’t teach mine to catch a Frisbee)

Hellbent for Cooking: The Heavy Metal Cookbook

(Hell Yeah!)

Help! a Bear Is Eating Me!


Teach Your Wife to Be a Widow

(Planning for the future)

Paint It Black: A Guide To Gothic Homemaking

(Nothing says home like depression, angst and black lipstick stains)

The Recently Deflowered Girl

(This might be an awkward book to discuss a the dinner table)

Nuclear War: What’s in It for You?

(Cause it’s really a pros and cons kind of situation)

Make Your Own Sex Toys

(Be crafty and horny at the same time)

Lumberjack Songs with Yodel Arrangements

(When you really, really hate someone)

Erotic Dots: Join the Dots to Create 60 Sexy and Exciting Pictures

(Sadly, some people actually need a picture drawn for them)

How Green Were The Nazis?

(I’ve spent many a sleepless night wondering this…)

Remember The Rubbers

(For all of you condom container collectors, I know you’re just bursting with excitement over this one)

The Lost Art of Towel Origami

(When you are really bored. Or constipated)

Critter Cuisine

(You ran over it with your car anyway…)

What Bird Did That?

(Why should I care, my windshield is still filthy!?)

The Thermodynamics of Pizza

(Finally something I can sink my teeth into)

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