Now Your Feet Don’t Have to Go Commando

And you thought underwear was something you used to keep your privates in one place.  How wrong you were.  Now your feet can cover up their shame too!

Apparently, this is not an attempt to promote foot modesty  but rather something to help you while you dance.  It still looks creepy though.

Here is what the manufacturer has to say:

“The next innovation in dance. FootUndeez™ are the perfect choice for any body in motion. FootUndeez™ provide protection and security where it is needed most.”

You can order your pair of foot knickers right here.

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